CHAOS BREWING

🍺 Belfast | Award-Winning Northern Irish Craft Beer 🍺

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Fermanagh Meets East Belfast. Magic Happens.

We're two Belfast-area lads who met in school. One from Fermanagh, one from East Belfast. We bonded over a shared hatred of overpriced, soulless beer. For years we complained about it. Then one day we decided: "Screw it. Let's make our own."

So in 2022, we started brewing in a house in Dundonald. What began as nights and weekends testing recipes has become a fully operational craft brewery making proper Northern Irish beer that doesn't answer to anyone. We've since moved to a proper facility, but we still remember those early days in the Dundonald kitchen with flour everywhere and our neighbours complaining.

TL;DR: Fermanagh + East Belfast. Dundonald beginnings. World-class beer. Help us scale it.

🤘 Who We Are

Chaos Brewing Co. was founded by two school friends—one from Fermanagh, one from East Belfast—who bonded over a shared passion for real beer and shared disdain for the bland industrial stuff dominating the market. After years of talking about it over a pint, we finally said: "Why not actually do this?"

In 2022, we started brewing in a house in Dundonald. Our neighbours have never quite forgiven us. What began as nights and weekends testing recipes in someone's kitchen has evolved into a fully operational craft brewery producing genuinely excellent Northern Irish beer. We've since moved to a proper facility, but those Dundonald days taught us everything about scrappy, no-nonsense brewing.

Our beers have won regional recognition, built a loyal following across Ireland and the UK, and most importantly, they taste nothing like corporate compromise. We represent something distinct in the craft beer world: the cross-community, all-of-NI spirit of two lads from different parts who decided to build something together.

Our Mission: Make world-class Northern Irish craft beer. Build a brewery that's part of the cultural renaissance happening across all of Northern Ireland. Prove that you don't need corporate backing to make something people actually want.

🛒 Get Chaos Delivered

You can order Chaos beers online and we'll ship across the UK and Ireland. Single cans, 4-packs, or mixed boxes. Local pickups available in Belfast.

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The Anarchy IPA
"Bitter Like Our Souls"
Our flagship. Aggressively hoppy with zero apologies. Designed to make you question everything while simultaneously enjoying a delicious beverage.
ABV: 6.8%
Single Can: £16
4-Pack: £58
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Middle Finger Stout
"Dark Like Your Soul"
A rich, creamy stout that tells corporate beer to take a long walk off a short pier. Notes of chocolate, coffee, and pure defiance. Perfect for brooding.
ABV: 7.2%
Single Can: £18
4-Pack: £65
Punk Rock Pilsner
"Clean, Crisp, Disrespectful"
We know what you're thinking: "A pilsner from a punk brewery?" Yeah, we do what we want. This is refreshing, crisp, and perfect for hot days when you want to rage responsibly.
ABV: 5.4%
Single Can: £15
4-Pack: £54
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Ghost Protocol IPA
"Hop Forward. Soul-Destroying. Limited."
Our seasonal special. Double IPA that we only make when we feel like it. Impossible to find. That's the point.
ABV: 8.5%
Single Can: £20
4-Pack: £72 (when available)
🔥
The Anarchy IPA
"Bitter Like Our Souls"
Our flagship. Aggressively hoppy with zero apologies. Designed to make you question everything while simultaneously enjoying a delicious beverage.
ABV: 6.8%
IBU: 85 (aggressively so)
Vibe: Angry but fun
🌃
Middle Finger Stout
"Dark Like Your Soul"
A rich, creamy stout that tells corporate beer to take a long walk off a short pier. Notes of chocolate, coffee, and pure defiance. Perfect for brooding.
ABV: 7.2%
IBU: 65 (menacingly balanced)
Vibe: Sophisticated rage
Punk Rock Pilsner
"Clean, Crisp, Disrespectful"
We know what you're thinking: "A pilsner from a punk brewery?" Yeah, we do what we want. This is refreshing, crisp, and perfect for hot days when you want to rage responsibly.
ABV: 5.4%
IBU: 42 (subtly rebellious)
Vibe: Chill but edgy
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Ghost Protocol IPA
"Hop Forward. Soul-Destroying. Limited."
Our seasonal special. Double IPA that we only make when we feel like it. Impossible to find. That's the point.
ABV: 8.5%
IBU: 110 (aggressively uncompromising)
Vibe: Exclusive chaos

💰 The Business Bit (Yes, We're Capitalists Now)

Why Invest In Chaos?

The craft beer market is exploding. We've got the recipes, the passion, and the beard credentials. We just need capital to scale from "garage operation" to "proper brewery that doesn't smell like a dorm room."

Here's our pitch: $500K gets us a real facility, proper equipment, and distribution to regional markets. We project profitability within 18-24 months. Our current waiting list is 2,000+ people. We have zero corporate overhead because three of us ARE the operation.

Expected Returns: We're not promising to make you rich. But we ARE promising honest beer, community-driven growth, and potentially turning your $X into $3X within 3 years. Maybe more.

Investment Tiers

The Groupie
£500
  • Lifetime 10% discount
  • Your name on our wall
  • Monthly behind-the-scenes updates
  • First access to new beers
The Band Member
£2,500
  • Everything above +
  • Lifetime 20% discount
  • 4x "shareholder" 12-packs/year
  • Quarterly investor calls
  • Custom merchandise
  • 1% equity stake
The Roadie
£10,000
  • Everything above +
  • Lifetime 30% discount
  • Monthly 12-pack shipments
  • Quarterly in-person brewery visits
  • Name on a limited edition beer
  • 5% equity stake
  • Board meeting invites
The Producer
Custom
  • Everything above +
  • Custom negotiation
  • Significant equity
  • Active partnership role
  • Co-naming opportunities
  • Let's talk 🤘

⚠️ IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER

Look, we're punk rockers, not accountants. This is a real brewery with real beer and real ambitions. But we also reserve the right to:

Just kidding. We're actually legit. We take this seriously. Your money is safe, and we're building something real. But if you're the type to sue over a joke disclaimer, maybe don't invest. For everyone else: welcome aboard, you absolute legend. 🤘

🎤 What People Are Saying

"I've had beer my entire life. This is the first time I've felt something."
— Derek, Initial Investor
"The Anarchy IPA changed my perspective on everything. Mostly beer, but also... life?"
— Sandra, Early Supporter
"My wife hated me drinking cheap beer. Now she drinks Chaos with me. This is a miracle."
— Mike, Husband & Investor

❓ FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions We're Tired of Answering)

Aren't you just two lads in a house?

We were! Started brewing in a house in Dundonald in 2022. Our neighbours have war stories. But it taught us everything about lean, efficient brewing. Now we're in a proper facility, but those Dundonald days are what made us who we are.

What if you go out of business?

We probably won't. But if we do, hey, you got some great beer out of it. That's not a bad trade-off. Plus, your equity is secured by our equipment (which, honestly, is probably our biggest asset).

Do I have to be punk rock to invest?

No. We take money from anyone. That said, if you're the type of person who thinks "disruption" and "synergy" are good words, this might not be for you.

When can I expect returns?

Honest answer: 2-3 years for meaningful returns. This is a long-term investment. We're not a cryptocurrency startup. Slow growth > fast burnout.

Can I visit the brewery?

Yes. Depending on your tier. We'll give you a tour, let you try experimental batches, and probably complain about regulations.

Is your business plan actually solid?

Surprisingly, yes. Our accountant says we're "annoyingly professional for a punk brewery." We have unit economics, market research, and a 5-year projection. You can request the full business plan with your investment.

What's your guarantee?

Our guarantee: We're going to give this everything we've got. We're not cashing out in 3 years. We're building something. That's the only guarantee that matters.

Ready to Join the Chaos?

Let's do this thing. Together, we're going to make the beer world a little less boring.

All prices in £ (GBP). All investments are securities. All disclaimers above apply. Questions? Email us at hello@chaosbrewing.co.uk
Or pop down to East Belfast and grab a tour. That's how we do things here.