🍺 Belfast | Award-Winning Northern Irish Craft Beer 🍺
We're two Belfast-area lads who met in school. One from Fermanagh, one from East Belfast. We bonded over a shared hatred of overpriced, soulless beer. For years we complained about it. Then one day we decided: "Screw it. Let's make our own."
So in 2022, we started brewing in a house in Dundonald. What began as nights and weekends testing recipes has become a fully operational craft brewery making proper Northern Irish beer that doesn't answer to anyone. We've since moved to a proper facility, but we still remember those early days in the Dundonald kitchen with flour everywhere and our neighbours complaining.
TL;DR: Fermanagh + East Belfast. Dundonald beginnings. World-class beer. Help us scale it.
Chaos Brewing Co. was founded by two school friends—one from Fermanagh, one from East Belfast—who bonded over a shared passion for real beer and shared disdain for the bland industrial stuff dominating the market. After years of talking about it over a pint, we finally said: "Why not actually do this?"
In 2022, we started brewing in a house in Dundonald. Our neighbours have never quite forgiven us. What began as nights and weekends testing recipes in someone's kitchen has evolved into a fully operational craft brewery producing genuinely excellent Northern Irish beer. We've since moved to a proper facility, but those Dundonald days taught us everything about scrappy, no-nonsense brewing.
Our beers have won regional recognition, built a loyal following across Ireland and the UK, and most importantly, they taste nothing like corporate compromise. We represent something distinct in the craft beer world: the cross-community, all-of-NI spirit of two lads from different parts who decided to build something together.
Our Mission: Make world-class Northern Irish craft beer. Build a brewery that's part of the cultural renaissance happening across all of Northern Ireland. Prove that you don't need corporate backing to make something people actually want.
You can order Chaos beers online and we'll ship across the UK and Ireland. Single cans, 4-packs, or mixed boxes. Local pickups available in Belfast.
The craft beer market is exploding. We've got the recipes, the passion, and the beard credentials. We just need capital to scale from "garage operation" to "proper brewery that doesn't smell like a dorm room."
Here's our pitch: $500K gets us a real facility, proper equipment, and distribution to regional markets. We project profitability within 18-24 months. Our current waiting list is 2,000+ people. We have zero corporate overhead because three of us ARE the operation.
Expected Returns: We're not promising to make you rich. But we ARE promising honest beer, community-driven growth, and potentially turning your $X into $3X within 3 years. Maybe more.
⚠️ IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER
Look, we're punk rockers, not accountants. This is a real brewery with real beer and real ambitions. But we also reserve the right to:
Just kidding. We're actually legit. We take this seriously. Your money is safe, and we're building something real. But if you're the type to sue over a joke disclaimer, maybe don't invest. For everyone else: welcome aboard, you absolute legend. 🤘
We were! Started brewing in a house in Dundonald in 2022. Our neighbours have war stories. But it taught us everything about lean, efficient brewing. Now we're in a proper facility, but those Dundonald days are what made us who we are.
We probably won't. But if we do, hey, you got some great beer out of it. That's not a bad trade-off. Plus, your equity is secured by our equipment (which, honestly, is probably our biggest asset).
No. We take money from anyone. That said, if you're the type of person who thinks "disruption" and "synergy" are good words, this might not be for you.
Honest answer: 2-3 years for meaningful returns. This is a long-term investment. We're not a cryptocurrency startup. Slow growth > fast burnout.
Yes. Depending on your tier. We'll give you a tour, let you try experimental batches, and probably complain about regulations.
Surprisingly, yes. Our accountant says we're "annoyingly professional for a punk brewery." We have unit economics, market research, and a 5-year projection. You can request the full business plan with your investment.
Our guarantee: We're going to give this everything we've got. We're not cashing out in 3 years. We're building something. That's the only guarantee that matters.
Let's do this thing. Together, we're going to make the beer world a little less boring.
All prices in £ (GBP). All investments are securities. All disclaimers above apply.
Questions? Email us at hello@chaosbrewing.co.uk
Or pop down to East Belfast and grab a tour. That's how we do things here.